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[[Enjoy my Bulgakov reference, I couldn't think of a better name and Mikey B really has every name ever in Master & Margarita]]

The box found her in a jumble of other mail, surrounded by academic journals and reports, the newspaper and a few letters from the saps Lady Kaivodulin kept clinging to the spider silk threads of her affections. It was wrapped in canvas and brown parcel paper under that, unremarkable and unmagical in every sense but for the smell of lavender emanating from it.

Once unwrapped it was a beautiful object, rosewood set with shiny silver fastenings, but Eligre had seen better. It was large enough to hold something good and the lavender smell was even more powerful once unwrapped. Throwing the neatly fit latch, she found a dark round shape inside tucked up to its ears in a sea of purple.

The head had belonged to Archibald Archibaldovich, a sometime pirate and restauranteur who had been a ceaseless pain to Eligre. When last they met the old pirate had vowed to to skin her alive after pouring molten iron down her son's throat. And for all that half the threat was meaningless, Archibaldovich's track record suggested he was not only serious but well equipped to make it all happen.

But not well enough, evidently. 

The wound absenting his head from his body was severe and ragged, misshapen enough that the head had to lay back on a pillow of lavender rather than sitting straight up in the box. This left Archibaldovich's mouth hanging open, with his grey tongue lulled back in a stretching slide towards the back of his throat. Between the bloodless lips and teeth was a neatly rolled piece of parchment tied with a leather throng, almost as wide across as the box itself.

In a tall, sharp hand it read:


My ' Lady Kaivodulin,

Do not destroy this letter err you have read it. It was through serious work and not inconsiderable pain that it came to be written, and though I am assured you should like nothing more than to warm your little hands over its flame the information inside will be of value to you.

Please find enclosed the head of one Capt. Archibald Archibaldovich, who I have been told had an outstanding account with you. The late captain enjoyed a brief acquaintance with myself and in that time he made his disposition towards you known to me. For all that I can well confirm the veracity of his account of you and your foibles, I found the captain a low and unctuous person and thought best that we end our association. He has his uses, as you see. I did not take these steps purely for your good name, nor would I ever do so, but I felt it a better use of him to assist in sending this letter than just sunning him on a pike. Not the least because my days of lining the perimeter of a war camp are, for the time being, behind me.

I have never known you to enjoy olives, nor nature for that matter, so let what remains of the captain be our olive branch. Those events that transpired to end our marriage are as water into the sea. I can assure you the intervening time without you has been some of the most peaceful of my long life, spotted with frivolities that would bedevil you for reasons I cannot now nor have ever fathomed. That said, we would fracture our social life to insist we never be in the same room together, not to set eye or hand upon one another.

Because it has never been my ambition to rid the world of you, as has animated so many others. They are, we know, fools who waste their lives on a futile pursuit. A modus operandi I know you share with them, though for far different reasons. But there is no need for their wish to be mine, and so it is not. I only hope that I might have still more peace knowing I will not expect the same violence that befell our captain visited upon myself for such crimes as being within miles of you. That fate alone ought be sorry enough.

I will be in attendance at the winter ball held this season by the Madani family and I have heard you are also to attend. Of course I cannot assign an end of hostilities to both of us, given your hard-headedness, but for my own account I will not be there for anything more than those things I typically enough at ball where you are not.

It is my great hope that our worlds will meet such that we may move forward with both our lives, removed from the viciousness that has colored our time together. I assure you I do not cherish having my memories of you so scarred by our separation that the woman I married must in fact be dead and gone, honoring the hopes of her rivals. I imagine you do not enjoy it either. So let it end.

I suppose I will see you,

And signed in the same angular black strokes, with enough looping filigree to assure her it was his genuine signature:

Luka Forrester

It paled in comparison to the letters he used to write her. Here and there on the page were dry and wavered places, as if it had been written in a rain that didn't smudge the ink. The rambling lines were neatly arranged but without rhythm, as if they had been started and stopped ceaselessly until they stumbled into the next period. Where he flowed his anger was clearly holding the pen but where he meant to say anything else he might as well have been dictating things over the noise of his old war camp.

To know he must have written it alone made it a sad and stupid rag next to the works he used to send her. When, in brighter days, he had sent pages of poems about her eyes and the shine of beads of sweat on her scales. When he used to tell her more than his small mind could possibly contain, and would pledge a love for her that was as deathless as he himself. Back when he was General Luka Forrester, and proud to head an army without a cause, and carried her on his arm as an empress he put even above himself.

It was, despite all that, certainly the vampire's work. Eligre could see, in its awkward mishmash of phrases, some of the not inconsiderable pain that went into making it. And although his final result did not give him away too badly, there was one stroke out of place. In addressing it, where he used to write in every name of love he had ever had for her, illuminating some and turning others into a first flash of a burning desire for her, he had slipped. His pen had started to write in one such name, unknowable now, but still there as a soft sigh of the pen as it realized that work was long finished.

Just one mark of what had been.

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It's fair to say that Cazador, though a good deal younger than Luka Forrester, was much more dangerous. Magic, at the end of the day, cannot be replaced by muscular strength or personal charisma no matter how magnetic they make a person. Luka is terribly dangerous, as long as he can get his hands on you. If not, he's really just a brawly old fool. No magic, no mind reading, just his extraordinary strength, a pretty face, and the chance to turn into a large black bat if he's willing to fall out of his clothes and turn back naked as the day he was born.

For all those deficiencies, Luka gets to walk through sunlight. It's about as good a trade off as one can ask from a curse like vampirism.

Right now he's engaged in the very dangerous pursuit of running around the house as fast as possible to get it ready for company who could arrive at any moment. His tailorshop, always a heap of every kind of fabric and garment imaginable, is being tossed upside down to make it presentable. Perfection is the enemy of the good, he decides as he runs both hands down his seams and makes sure his deep purple suit with the mango necktie is on straight as he surveys the shop. It is, with its vanilla smelling dust settling, presentable enough if his company is drunk or horny or both. He can only hope. He leaves, locking the door behind him and hurrying to his rendezvous.

Billfold ready to be abused, he finds his place near a fountain that's filling with the gold sunset. The buildings cast long ornate shadows, deep blue like him, and the sunset over the sea is plush and red and glowing. He watches its light passing over the buildings, giving them each their own peachy glow, until the sun gently sets into the sea and goes out.

As dark rising through the air he sits on the edge of the fountain and lights a smoke, turning into just another strange face in a tumultuous city of strangers and heroes.
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The dogs and goats and pigs, the smoke from the forge works, the chattering of the officers and soldiers and scared children. A sea of tents, rivers of mud, the ceaseless tanging of hammer and steel. It all makes Baron Knacus grind his teeth and tap his heel against his horse's flank, irritating the animal and making it blow and tug at the reins.

The witch is bound and gagged, tied behind his horse where she can walk along and take in the war camp at eye level with her new captors. Knacus contented himself that this was the best they had traveled together, and that his relationship with Eligre was ending on a pleasant note. Her books and spell components are locked in chests carried by terrified boys three horses behind her, and Knacus has paid a few extra roughs to flesh out his contingent. Eligre made up with magic what they lacked in might and now, as they said goodbye, Knacus hoped to make up for her loss.

Their four months under contract was to end with Eligre winning a number of his family's finest gems, the best books from his library and whatever she pleased from the dungeons they traversed. As it stood she had gotten a five month headache, a few fistfuls of gold and the most interesting book on offer: a moronically written travelogue for a country she had yet to visit.

And now she was being sold for Baron Knacus's peace of mind.

The obligatory bald place in the campsite loomed before her and the terrified boy holding her lead left her at its center.

"General Forrester!" Knacus grins and laughs, his heart on the back of his tongue making the whole sound shiver. He sits tall in his saddle, his brown and red slashed sleeves and leggings too tight and threadbare for him making the Baron look every bit like the turkey he is. His sweating face smiles at the man sitting across the bald patch of ground.

"Baron Knacus." The general stands from the table of paperwork that had held his attention till now. He tucks his glasses away and turns slowly to face them. The girl in the mud and the sweating man on the horse behind her.

The general wears a Loden green wool coat, cut perfectly to his broad frame and arabesqued across the chest and shoulders with black braid. Matte iron fastenings give the shoulders, the cuffs, the collar their ranks of metal importance. The general's air of tired dignity and the cut of the coat make it easy to miss his riding trousers and heavy, worn boots. This meeting required a coat, not dress.

"It is my honor to finally meet you, sir." Knacus keeps his smile on and doesn't blink. At Luka's elbow a bored aide de camp moves papers around, their scarred face and stern eyes lightless. No one here is batting an eye at the Baron's station. The general watches him with all the interest he'd show a tapering candle. Soldiers around them waste time, chew loudly, talk over each other's shoulders. "My thanks that you've made your camp such a welcoming place."

The general raises a hand and winds it through the air. Get on with it.

"I bring you the price we negotiated." Knacus hurries to say through his sneer. Luka and his army have been a threat since his father's day but only in the last year had they become an inevitability. Knacus could choose to back the king whose line had handed his ancestor their barony or he could lay what riches they still possessed at the general's feet and hope. Eligre and her works significantly increased the value of those riches. "My riches are yours, as is my loyalty. For the good of my house, we pledge ourselves to your cause."

The general stands listening, his eyes small black pinpricks against the gold rings of his irises. He waits, watching the sweat swell through Knacus's skin, hearing his heart stuttering and starting to try and beat its way free of his chest.

He lifts a hand and brushes it through the air, dismissing the baron. The noble on the horse starts to go, the animal skating back awkwardly, shaking its reins as Knacus gets the will to refuse his dismissal. The general is a commoner, a foreigner, he's no king. He's not even human, some say.

"That will be all, baron. Fare thy well."

Knacus clutches his reins, looks behind him to the boys on horseback dressed as knights, and leads them away. They leave Eligre, her crates of books, and take the fineries and horse she joined their company with.

"You would think they never met a mage in their lives." Luka says to the scarred figure at the table. The other grunts in response, organizing the papers in front of them. The general takes a lead block from the table, handling it like it were a snuffbox. It is a leaden square, with a pair of hands bulging from its center and a lock on one side. The general opens it like a book, showing the hollow place inside designed to trap a pair of clasped hands.

He comes up to Elgire, casting a long shadow over her, and stoops in front of her in the mud. The lead gloves sit open on his knee as he takes both her hands, folds them together and then sets them in place, closes and locks the contraption. His big hands are cold, very cold, and he goes about the task as if it were simple and he weren't locking away her best chance to obliterate him. Once locked the gloves are shoulder-achingly heavy and she can feel the heat of her fingertips sweating on each other.
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All attempted murders are trying, aren't they? But not trying hard enough! L-O-L
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You might think that old impulse should die with age, but in my experience it is more like a wave. One night you are riding high, and the wind is at your back, and the next you are in a doldrum with nothing but broken birds around your feet. Listening to one's hunger is the only course that can keep you sane, if it can at all. But then self denial never goes out of fashion, does it? Poor fools.
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Prizefighting went one of two ways, for Luka. First, he could take the fight seriously and attempt a good show despite his enormous strength by toying with his opponent for a few rounds and then finishing them off decidedly after the bell, usually at the top of the fourth or fifth round. It was a tough business, not because of any real risk of harm but because his strength and ability to walk off nearly any injury made him a very conspicuous fighter. He had to sell pain and disorientation in a way he did not real, and often got wrapped up in his performance enough to lose sight of his real objective: Beating the snot out of his opponent for large sums of money.

The second option was altogether easier: Rig the fight. Few were the fighters who looked up at his seven foot, musclebound self, and thought they had a fair chance in a brawl. So why not fake it? Both fighters would perform, toss each other around and see how they could best hurt one another without injury, before one of them wheedled out a victory. Then they split the money and disappeared. It was altogether easier and left far fewer questions. Even if they were made for charlatans they were then both culpable, instead of strange questions being asked as to why just one fighter had been holding himself back.

Seeing the woman across the ring from him tonight, with a severe, animal look in her eyes and no apparent interest in talking things out, Luka guessed tonight would go the hard way.

He shrugged off his satin robe, hung it on the post behind him and sat watching the woman in the opposite corner of the ring. Worrying over fighting women didn't concern him, only the worry that he would be up against someone slighter than him and punching down at that. If he wasn't careful there could be serious trouble right away, and if the match was over too quickly he might be made for the sneak thief he occasionally was.

Hands wrapped, glasses stewed away, in his undershirt and trousers Luka rose when the ref grumblingly summoned the fighters to the center of the ring. He tapped his knuckles on his opponent's and inclined his head towards her, hoping for fruit at the end of his olive branch as he said:

"Let's have a good clean fight, uh?"
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Forrester Tailor is a three storey turn of the century townhome made of red sandstone. There is a hexagonal tower on the front corner, with bay windows looking out onto the street and in onto the shop that makes up the first floor. The front door in etch glass and dark, polish wood, set back in a shaded porch that opens through a circular marble archway that grows down into a set of low steps onto the street. The porch is shaded by a second floor balcony built of the same white marble, with the posts of its railing carved to read 'Forrester Tailor.' Dorian has never been upstairs, the ground floor itself offers plenty of fascinations all its own, but he's come and gone from the shop enough times to find the ostentatiousness of the façade pleasant and familiar now.

Luka Forrester himself has become one of those familiar fascinations, too. Dorian usually finds him in the racks of the tall, red curtained main room of the shop. Here there are Persian rugs covering the hardwood floor, gently gold globe lights hanging from the tin tiled ceiling, long curtains covering the tall windows that face the neighboring buildings and a pair of covered mirrors. Everything else is shelves and racks and stacks of clothing of every cut, shape, material and purpose imaginable. There is a fitting room off the main room and a pair of pocket doors that close on a tomb of bolts of fabric and the rattling sewing machine Luka can be found at from time to time.

The man himself is tall, a full seven feet, and built as broad and brawny as any experienced adventurer. He's got pointed ears, dark blue skin, and yellow eyes like a cat's. Dorian has to wonder what combination of Drow he might be, though Luka has ducked the question if it's ever asked of him. With his good looks and implacable accent, a non answer is just as good as a real one.

He finds Luka at the large desk at the back of the main room, just in front of the tomb of fabric, reading the newspaper and nursing a cup of tea. The cup is a tiny, elegant porcelain thing with gilded lip and handle. It looks silly pinched in Luka's big hand, in a way that reflects the oddness Dorian feels in this building. The ornateness of the place is one thing, but it's also been built on a total different scale than Dorian is used to, all the doors, press-buttons for the lights, coat hooks and any other fixture built for someone Luka's size. The feeling of being a foot too short is now also familiar to him, though perhaps not altogether pleasant.

Luka sets his cup down, looking up over the corner of the newspaper.

"Dorian, right on time as usual I see."
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"Your nails will be ruined one way or the other, if we're going about this goblin affair."

Luka stands seven feet tall, wearing a pair of steel pauldrons layered and shaped to his broad shoulders over his Ulster coat of Loden green wool. The coat's short cape is strapped down by the leather ties of the armor, which form an X over his puffed chest and are buckled in the center by a steel clasp shaped like a snake eating his own tail. His face is dark blue, angular and bearded, his hair is precisely braided for travel. Under the heavy green drape of the coat he wears blackened leathers, well cut, formfitting and sensible for a seasoned adventurer. Around his waist there are two large daggers with jade and ivory handles, a zweihander strapped to his back. Despite the overtly wrought nature of the rest of him, his expression is frank and rather silly.

Around them the camp is sparse, but well constructed. Luka's tent is as big as the rest of him, embroidered green and black silks propped into a space that's kept militaristically tidy, and tarped overhead with sealskin to keep the worst of the elements from ruining his nice fabrics. Behind him the big draft horse, called Horse, who carries Luka's endless cedar luggages is plotting his next move in their extremely acrimonious partnership.

"But worry not, my dear." He inclines his head and smiles, a show of bright, very sharp teeth. "When your poor little arms give out I'll be there to carry you and the spoils back."

Then, as if obliging a wish from the other vampire, Luka raises an arm from under his caped coat and flexes the bicep of his left arm. It's as big around as Astarion's head.
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Luka's experience with horticulture had been limited to the few gardens he planted and then dug back up whenever he had something new to put in the ground. It led to a lush, all be it haphazard ecosystem of tall, buoyant azaleas, plush rose bushes and a lot of odds and ends torn up or pruned down to nothing to make room for more 'fertilizer.'

On the road his interest in flowers diminished even further. Apart from being nice, but short-lived, ornaments he didn't see the use of them. Which is why the tall, poisonously colorful, thick stemmed and alien bulbbed thing striking up from the ground really caught him off guard.

It was about three feet tall, its bulb the size of a man's fist, with thick fleshy petals all tightly closed around a center that appeared to be oozing. The petals were green at their base, gradiating up to canary yellow and then a wet periwinkle where they folded in together over the stigma. The stem was as big around as two of his fingers, a vibrant greenish-blue and the whole thing sat on a bulbous mound of deep purple flowers.
Luka bent at the waist to look at the flower, sniffing at it. It had an earthy, fermented aroma that was a little putrid but only enough to make it interesting to keep smelling.

"Kaivodulin," he said over his shoulder, reaching for the plant. It bobbed forward under his hand, the oozy center dripping something clear onto the ground. "Kaivodulin come have a look at this, they've made a new kind of ugly plant!"
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In 372 BCE the bar had been a patch of farmland with a wiry, ill tempered goat who bleated at Luka loud enough to make his ears bleed. The farm woman didn’t seem to like the animal any more than he did, but she didn’t like people much either. She wouldn’t spare any of her grapes and the noise of the goat pained Luka too much to do anything about the disagreeable woman. He left them, telling the farm woman her grapes would rot on the vine and her goat would be her only husband.

She didn’t seem to hear him, the animal had already shrieked her nearly deaf.

Now, in the age of electric light, the interneted series of tubes and the pudding cup, there was a bar and several miles of city where the little farm had been. Luka noted, with grief, that there was a preserved carving of a heavy hung vine over the door and that the man behind the bar had the old farmer’s bony nose.

Luka ordered a red and grappa to chase it, and comforted himself that he had outlived the old woman not only in years but in experience. Outside in the ancient cobble street there was a night fair, with elaborate fairytale costumes, hot grease dripping fried food, thick smoke and loud LED lights in all colors. The groaning arms of swinging metal carnival rides lurched back and forth in the plaza proper, and in the bar stragglers and people tired of overpriced IPAs looked for something to drink.

Luka bolted his grappa down, spun the little glass back across the bar and took his red with him deeper into the building. Being out of the light and noise of the fair was a much needed reprieve. He had thought to hunt tonight, and still hoped to, but the overstimulation of the fair was almost as grating as the ancient goat’s bleating. If he could have his way he would have liked the fair without its thumping electric music, a little less smoke and more dancing.

He moved into a dark corner where he could watch the rest of the bar for anyone drinking alone.

The old ways were reflected in the modern age, he thought, but he was a man for whom mirrors were as nothing. At least the wine was still good.
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There have been many adventures, many parties, many names for Luka to remember. Adventuring suits him. Easy food, long days of travel, new people and new experiences. There are some constants, of course.

The long morning hours that roast his skin and make him sluggish and irritable. The warm taverns and the long nights under the stars.

There was the ceaseless hunger clawing at his gut.

There were, also, the personalities who came back again and again. The irrepressible, drunken barbarian. The pious, distracted cleric. The bard who couldn't contain themselves around dragons (Luka quite liked those ones.)
And, of course, the rogue who liked to keep to themself and their blades.

Luka, built tall and strong with more grace than such a big man was due, tapped Narriel's shoulder with his knuckles. He had on hand on a jade handled dagger. The rest of the party was off arguing in town trying to settle some basic haggling, leaving the two of them at camp.

"What do you say, elf? You haven't sharpened those blades on any bones for too long."
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Luka stands on the sand at early morning, with the sky breaking blue over the black water. He wears a long overcoat and feels the wind on his bare legs. In his pockets he has their signed, wine soaked contract, a sarong folded to the size of a handkerchief, and a pocket square wrapped in tissue paper and a flimsy cardboard box. When the demon arrives he’ll negotiate hand off of the pocket square, then run into the surf to be in deep enough water to swim away when the spell is cast.

He doesn’t doubt that Crowley would transform him on the sand and let him flop there suffocating for four hours. An ounce of prevention equals a pound of cure. He’ll do the handoff waist deep in the surf if he needs to.

He wonders if there are any other marlins nearby. Or what the sky looks like reflected on the surface of the waves.
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Younger vampires were easy to spot, in Luka's estimation. There were a number of factors: baring, clothing, the state of their eyes, their nails, in they shied or demurred from conversations. It was not, he could admit, easy to guess just how young one might be but that was where his handicap played a role. A vampire from the Court of the Sun King was about as old to him as someone who had seen the Crystal Palace at the '53 World's Fair.

He guessed the young woman in front of him was closer to the Palace than Court. And, as was the case with many young vampires, closer to her humanity than he to his.
Watching her, he hummed and distracted himself and made noises at the work of Julius Victor Berger on the wall in front of him.

They were at an estate sale, part of the usual machinations of the city as the world turned slowly but surely into the new century. A townhouse on Hyde Park was being liquidated and there was a townhouse's worth of furniture and art and odds and ends to get rid of.

He hummed and indicated the painting, a portrait of a wine drunk woman in rosy pink satin playing a mandolin, to the young girl when he felt a cold spot brush close to him. He gestured with his homburg at the work, looking down at her from the corner of his eye.

"I'd love a glass of whatever she's had." He said lightly.
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Luka sits looking at the hatefully glowing screen of the phone with one eye shut. He huffs and types delicately with one fingers, trying not to let the light touch his eye too much. Around his chair there are a number of empty wine bottles and blackened cigar ends.

'My alternate theory is someone broke into my home and drank it all and then clubbed me over the head. A complex explanation for the headache but it at least meets the necessary facts.'
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"There's lots of ways to do that." Luka thinks back to a suit of armor he once saw in the enemy line. In modern eyes it was a round, clownish helmet with bulbous staring eyes and a grate for the mouth set in a foolish grin. Closed in glass and cleaned for museum goers it looks silly today. But at the time, blood spattered and running full tilt towards him, it certainly struck fear into even his undead heart. "I can think of a few. If you like you can look even more like Bozo the Clown."

He pokes at Crowley's red hair as he quips.
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Luka sits under the rain washed marble arch of his portico. From the shaded porch he can see the whole street without chancing sunlight, and the grape-carved knoll-post the arch of the portico ends in is just deep enough to hold a large, full burgundy glass and seven metal bbs. The small pellets of metal show small greenish reflections of the light in the street.
Luka sits over them, enjoying the shade and his burgundy, and waiting for interesting people to come by to talk and/or have metal bbs flicked at them at piercing speed.
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First of all Luka is out of his mind. Second of all, he’s a very old vampire. Third of all, he loves woodworking.

He works and lives in a three story Victorian townhome he built himself. The edifice is red stone, there is a second storey marble balcony that spans the front of the building and shades the carved marble portico above the front door. There is a tower room with a brass onion roof, another balcony accessible only from Luka’s private bedroom, clusters of chimneys at the front and back, and the whole house is a masterwork of turn of the century masonry. Like everyone who builds their own house and everything in it, Luka is by turns blasé and disdainful of the building but to the average visitor it is undoubtedly beautiful.

The ground floor is dedicated to his tailorshop, where he sells the obsessively embroidered clothes he’s made for centuries. The upper floors are for private living, jam packed with antiques, custom made furniture, trinkets and baubles and art pieces from several lifetimes of world travel. The storefront has large bay windows but the upper floors only have windows on the dark side of the house, facing the neighboring buildings or the dark street. There is a loft in the third storey attic and the basement is stone and steel behind a perpetually locked door.

Out back there is a patio, a small garden and a hole in the ground holding the pine box Luka sleeps in. The box is filled with dirt and he sleeps for weeks at a time, waking up and stay conscious for months in between. When he is ‘sleeping’ he is just stone dead out in his garden.

The closest thing he has found to real sleep is the meditative peace of making clothes. Born broad and tall long before readymade fashion, he has been making clothing since the Iron Age. He especially enjoys embroidery because it gives him hours of meditative calm and something lovely and finely made as a result.
Although he stays very well fed as a vampire he tends to be private about his meals, and takes them alone in the basement.

He is extremely unprivate about every other aspect of his life. Gossip, drama, and especially scandalous affairs are his raison d’être. He’s got excellent hearing but more than that he’s nosy and selfish. If he thinks he can come up with a better, more melodramatic story than what’s really going on he will absolutely start that rumor and swear it’s true.

He is generally friendly and upbeat. Through the centuries he has fought in most of the classic sword and sandal wars, usually at a very high ranking due to his enthusiasm for battle and his general unkillability. This means he is foolhardy and fearless, which makes him more apt to stick his nose where it doesn’t belong.

Because Luka is the first of his line and also black he is immune to sunlight. He still doesn’t like it but it won’t toast him the way it would a younger vampire. Melanin gives him an extra layer of protection.
At the end of the day he is a peppy, messy gossip who likes to stir the pot because he’ll get bored otherwise.

He is stern about manners and can be very chivalrous, and he enjoys people who share these qualities. You’ll know he really likes you if he starts making you things. He can make everything, everything do you hear me?!

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forrestertailor: Illustration of a black vampire with an impressive black and white tinged beard. He is calm and very handsome with bright yellow eyes. (Default)
Luka Forrester

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